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Posted - 11/05/2003 : 09:23:12
Hello People.. Here are some things that are just retarded.. Mostly things people say in the ENGLISHlanguage.. And just other sayings that are funny. If you have some.. Post em!
Can you get cornered in a round room?
Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?
If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
What if the hokey-pokey really is what it's all about?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Why is it good to be a Daddy's girl, but bad to be a Momma's boy?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
What is another word for "thesaurus"?
There's a speed of light.. but is there a speed of dark?
Don't you find it worrying that doctors call treating you their "practice" ?
Do vampires get AIDS?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
If you accidentally ate your own tongue, what would it taste like?
When pigs fart, does it smell like bacon?
How come it was called the Cosby Show when Billy Cosby's character was named Heathcliff Huxtible?
Can you sentence a homeless man to house arrest?
What would happen if: Everyone was to flush their toilet at the same time?
What is the parking situation like at the Special Olympics?
Is it possible to scream at the bottom of your lungs?
Add some!
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| na85 |
Posted - 11/06/2003 : 16:59:41
Algebra makes me numb, calculus makes me number
Why are they called "apart"ments if they're all stuck together?
Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Why is bra singular and panties plural?
Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
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| Andrid |
Posted - 11/05/2003 : 23:10:24
www.engrish.com
also winkie posted a topic called humor a long time ago.... search for it...it was in this section if i remember right.
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| Slayer_Allen |
Posted - 11/05/2003 : 16:25:52
I'll bite.
1) The bandage was wound around the wound.
2) The farm was used to produce produce.
3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
4) We must polish the Polish furniture.
5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
8) At the Army base, a bass was painted on the head of a bass drum.
9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
10) I did not object to the object.
11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
13) They were too close to the door to close it.
14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.
15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
18) After a number of Novocain injections, my jaw got number.
19) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
20) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
21) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
22) I spent last evening evening out a pile of dirt.
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| ListerD |
Posted - 11/05/2003 : 10:45:56
Moved
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| Sir Pimps-a-lot |
Posted - 11/05/2003 : 09:33:48
Shouldn't this be in the general chat section?
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