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| Krusty |
Posted - 03/31/2004 : 16:23:45
. . . on battle.net.
He was whining and making the usual insults pertaining to my sexual orientation. He told me he wished he could meet me to kick my ass so I told him to come on down to San Diego. Of course, he's too poor to get here to do the ass kicking he so wished he could do.
From what he claims, he's a high school dropout (dropped out 5 years ago), and a drug dealer that deals on his own street and lives in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada. And, of course, he can't spell and his strongest insults are calling me gay and asking me to perform sexual acts with him.
Oh, no! I'm soooo scared of him
I'm, in fact, so scared that I called him on his BS, told him I'd be in Canada in 3 months (which I will be but I'm not wasting time searching out for a random flamer on the net) and asked him to give me his address to offer the ass kicking he wanted to deal. He said him and his homies would send me back to my mommy in a box. I asked for his address again, so he gave me a street and said I would be noticed.
Too bad mapquest tells me that clairvew rd (and the following combinations: clearview, clearvew, clairview with rd and road) doesn't exist. I guess he's either actually the 12-year-old I'm expecting or his drugged up brain can't even spell his street name correctly.
This is why I love Tribes and other games that depend on someone to host a server (and admin a server). You don't need to deal with all the idiots that try to claim they're going to put a cap in yo ass because they suck.
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| Genosyde |
Posted - 04/03/2004 : 23:14:20
Haha. Actually, my g/f would probably spank me 1v1. So I think id say it was me while she was playing, then let her take credit for when I was playing. :)
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| Master of world |
Posted - 04/03/2004 : 23:07:35
i like that excuse when having a bad day. the thing is i have no g/f and no wife so instead i blame it upon my baby sister.
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| UnderOath |
Posted - 04/03/2004 : 17:07:56
Geno's lame excuse for playing crappy some days....but doing well on the others....
Good day= "oh it was me playing"
Bad day= "I am too busy getting my arse handed to me, I cant talk much, and heck...i'll blame this on my g/f"
Good idea...ummm...My wife is usually playing almost all the time on my account...and uhhh....she isnt very good...She says that she likes to try and snipe against this NA85 guy and some other guys....and she is trying...but she still sucks....yea...thats how it is...my wife is playing against you guys....not me
hehe...just joshin ya geno....
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| na85 |
Posted - 04/03/2004 : 15:03:32
She was playing uber rabbit with us a while ago. She was pretty good, I think she was in 4th or 5th place at the end of the game.
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| Genosyde |
Posted - 04/03/2004 : 14:13:06
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Your GF is a way better tribes player than you can ever hope to be :P
I started playing Tribes because of her, she use to play Classic all the time, its Alaina (sometimes I call her Tiff because thats her middle name and she hates Alaina) and I's only computer game. Then I got addicted to it and complained that the energy and shield pack shouldn't drain and she pointed me to MouseMod, so I started playing MouseMod and she played Classic. Then about 5 months or so ago, she stopped and recently started playing again but didnt want to buy the game (lost her CD and Key) so she wanted to change me Warrior Name and wanted to play on my account, so she did.
Its quite funny, I bought the game 3 years ago and never played it, don't know much about computers and she doesn't know how to turn one on. But i'm always in the garage working on my/friends cars and one day I came up and she was getting her ass handed to her, and she kept playing and playing while I was off doing other things, she just became an awesome player. She doesn't talk much in game, isn't coordinated enough to use binds and play, so thats how you can usually tell us apart. I don't usually watch her, so i'm not sure how good she plays on CPA....
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| Krusty |
Posted - 04/03/2004 : 13:10:38
D'oh. I have the behind the laughter episode on my desktop computer. Thought I had it on my laptop but I was mistaken. I think that line sounds familiar though. I'll have to check it out.
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| MikeDMagic |
Posted - 04/02/2004 : 16:42:02
In the "Behind the Laughter" episode, and the end, I believe the narrator says "...and for this northern Kentucky family...".
I could be wrong, but I'm a simpsonsholic.
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| Tbok |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 11:56:07
Bite my shiny metal ass Slayer.
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| Slayer_Allen |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 11:04:13
Futurama is meh. Compared to the Simpsons and Family Guy anyway.
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| Master of world |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 08:28:59
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Family guy is better.
"Jackal, jackal? Is it a jackal? A jackal? Oh, it's a donkey."
They call me Sodium
aint that the truth futurama also competes up there.
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| Sir Pimps-a-lot |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 08:00:08
It's the most common town name in the usa. I think it's like 30 something states have a springfield.
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| aggie |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 01:42:58
ok now why would they use spring field as the city?
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| Krusty |
Posted - 03/31/2004 : 22:35:19
it's mostly heard as 742 evergreen terrace. And Springfield is believed to be in Oregon, but has never been stated.
Here's a list of their addresses and the episodes they were used:
In Blood Feud 94 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield, USA
In Mr Lisa Goes to Washington 59 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield, TA
In Bart the Lover 94 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield, USA
In Kamp Krusty 430 Spalding Way, Springfield, USA
In New Kid on the Block 1094 Evergreen Terrace
In Marge In Chains 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield
In Homer the Vigilante 723 Evergreen Terrace
In Bart vs. Australia 742 Evergreen Terrace
In Sunday, Cruddy Sunday 742 Evergreen Terrace
In the Oprah Winfrey Interview 742 Evergreen Terrace
EDIT: Haha! Andrid said hes a simpsons god and I showed him up!
Edited by - Krusty on 03/31/2004 22:37:43 |
| na85 |
Posted - 03/31/2004 : 21:08:42
Family guy is better.
"Jackal, jackal? Is it a jackal? A jackal? Oh, it's a donkey."
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| Andrid |
Posted - 03/31/2004 : 20:49:23
yea....just USA isn't a city...
it's across from g bush senior's new house...in that one episode...
don't mess with me...i'm the simpsons god....i used to have like 100 episodes d/led (legaly of course) on my comp...and i watched them all
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| aggie |
Posted - 03/31/2004 : 20:03:15
your real address is
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123 Fake St. Springfield, USA.
"### Evergreen Terrace. Springfield, USA."
Dont know the house number but the street is the one (Simpson's Address)I always give out on sUrveys.
"I was successful because you believed in me"
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| na85 |
Posted - 03/31/2004 : 18:51:55
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I heard you were trying to get nekkie pictures of my GF. I'm gonna put a cap in yo ass to fo real.
Your GF is a way better tribes player than you can ever hope to be :P
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| Slayer_Allen |
Posted - 03/31/2004 : 17:41:23
First week just started? Huh?
I have less than 1 week worth of classes left till exams start.
War3 does get boring. You should play more SC.
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| Master of world |
Posted - 03/31/2004 : 17:28:42
heh. i always get those death letters and taunts like that even at school. its kind of remarkable what they will say sometimes makes you wanna thank your parents for receiving the right education and they raised you right.
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| Krusty |
Posted - 03/31/2004 : 17:16:16
I'm bored. First week of classes just started and I have no assignmets to do yet. Warcraft got boring, CPA was still kinda empty. Only thing left to do was verify that every flamer on the net is indeed a 12-year-old that likes to lie.
And geno, if it's any consolation, I thought I was asking for nekked pictures of you, not your girlfriend . Feel free to come kill me though. My address is 123 Fake St. Springfield, USA. The mailbox will say Krustofski on it.
Edited by - Krusty on 03/31/2004 17:20:01 |
