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Him
Super Noobie! ;)
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 Posted - 03/11/2004 : 00:38:31
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Geeks. 
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Krusty
Incredibly Wordy Bastard
1158 Posts |
Posted - 03/11/2004 : 00:53:39
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With those insites I would bet that UnderOath
is eaither not married or wares a cup to bed at night.
I don't think trolls get married.
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Master of world
Official Forum *****
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Posted - 03/11/2004 : 08:27:35
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ewww.....i have a troll army on WarCraft III they do kind of look like Underoath in a close view 
i always thought underoath is young i dont think he's married your/....time for my exagerated guessing age again i think underoath is 18
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UnderOath
Wordy Bastard
838 Posts |
Posted - 03/11/2004 : 10:05:30
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Wrong.
Krusty, I dont see where you're getting off calling ME a troll. Ever meet a 6'1 troll before.....now.....For a guy who would refuse to take a picture next to me because of how much shorter you are then me....I do believe a troll is right around your heigth...you know...5 foot, maybe 5'1...and you got more things working for you...the full shadow on your face...Crappy hair cut...A troll girlfriend...hopping on peoples backs to actually see over the tables in this society (they're a lot bigger then the ones you had where you came from)...bug eyes...evil, creepy smile...heck, you even drinks refreshments labeled "Monster"....I think you are the troll trying to distract other people away from your trollness by pointing out the minor fact that I am related to a troll.
Now if we wanna get technical...Your "papa" is of no troll decent, it was completely your mom. Your papa is of indian decent, cherokee to be exact, thus making you a cherokee troll. Now since your papa and my papa are blood brothers and I have no blood shared love from your mama, I am in no way a troll, only a cherokee geek.
I happen to think YOU ARE the troll, I just nerely got your bad looks as well.
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aggie
Tribes Geek
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Posted - 03/11/2004 : 11:12:25
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Underoath we shouldnt pick on the height challenged. They are important on this earth as well. Maybe not as important as the people 6 foot plus but still needed. The height challended offer a unique service. For instance, if we needed our shoes tied. Since krusty is closer to the ground, I am sure he would be happy to tie them for us. We need these people. The beard things is ok as well, since our field of vision is normally a foot above his head, very rarely would we have to adjust or gaze to see such a site. One thing for sure, I can comfortably say that I look "down" on krusty and because of our heights, he will always look up to us, unless he gets some 12 inch platform shoes.
Krusty, how is the weather down there? (classic)
"I was successful because you believed in me"
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Krusty
Incredibly Wordy Bastard
1158 Posts |
Posted - 03/11/2004 : 12:00:15
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Ladies and gentlemen of the supposed web forum, Underoath would certainly want you to believe that his cousin is indeed the troll. And he makes a good case. Hell, I almost felt pity myself!
But ladies and gentlemen of this supposed web forum, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk, but Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now, think about that. That does not make sense! Why would a Wookiee - an eight foot tall Wookiee - want to live on Endor with a bunch of two foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense!
What does that have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense!
Look at me, I'm a sleep deprived geek trying to defend myself, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca. Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense. None of this makes sense.
And so you have to remember, when you're at that computer desk deliberating and conjugating the Emancipation Proclamation... does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed web forum, it does not make sense.
None of this makes sense.
If Chewbacca lives on Endor, Underoath is a troll! The defense rests.
/me pulls a toy monkey from his pocket
Here, look at the monkey. Look at the silly monkey!
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UnderOath
Wordy Bastard
838 Posts |
Posted - 03/11/2004 : 14:14:40
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Hey now...that prosecution has been used once before on these forums...not fair to use them again. Now Now Krusty the Troll...Let the people of the TGGHaus Forums decide who the real troll is...
Exhibit Purple:
Now let them be the judge.
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ListerD
Administrator
1205 Posts |
Posted - 03/11/2004 : 14:46:25
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LMAO!
In my best Pauli Shore imitation "Ooooh, inbreeders..."
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aggie
Tribes Geek
439 Posts |
Posted - 03/11/2004 : 15:02:52
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edit: in order of appearance....
UnderOath, Krusty, aggie
"I was successful because you believed in me"
U.S. Grant to A. Lincoln
Edited by - aggie on 03/11/2004 15:03:58 |
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UnderOath
Wordy Bastard
838 Posts |
Posted - 03/11/2004 : 15:11:05
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**Whispers to Krusty** We can end this really easily right now and pin aggie with being the real troll....**end of whisper**
/me hates myself now for actually putting pictures of myself on aggies server
**Question for aggie** Why is it that you and I, both being over 6 foot, appear to be smaller than Krusty in the image when he, is in fact, only 5 foot when he is wearing shoes...**end of question**
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aggie
Tribes Geek
439 Posts |
Posted - 03/11/2004 : 15:17:46
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thats an easy question, he is wearing 12 inch platform shoooeeesss.
"I was successful because you believed in me"
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UnderOath
Wordy Bastard
838 Posts |
Posted - 03/11/2004 : 15:19:15
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ONLY 12 inch??....and is it a normal sign of trollism to have an overly large head and torso?
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Krusty
Incredibly Wordy Bastard
1158 Posts |
Posted - 03/11/2004 : 16:04:22
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Everyone knows pictures don't accurately depict a persons physical size.
They do, however, accurately depict a persons importance. For example, in the above picture, I am approximately twice the size as either of you so I am, therefore, twice as important.
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thats an easy question, he is wearing 12 inch platform shoooeeesss.
is shoes a secret word for penis? It's ok to say it on the forums. You don't have to speak in code.
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UnderOath
Wordy Bastard
838 Posts |
Posted - 03/11/2004 : 16:51:33
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thats an easy question, he is wearing 12 inch platform shoooeeesss.
is shoes a secret word for penis? It's ok to say it on the forums. You don't have to speak in code.
Edited by - Krusty on 03/11/2004 16:07:25
SO since aggie referred to shoes in the plural sense, does that mean you have two penis'???
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Krusty
Incredibly Wordy Bastard
1158 Posts |
Posted - 03/11/2004 : 17:37:36
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SO since aggie referred to shoes in the plural sense, does that mean you have two penis'???
absolutely. One between my legs and on on top of my shoulders.
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Andrid
Wordy Bastard
692 Posts |
Posted - 03/11/2004 : 20:56:15
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then go to ripley's believe it or not....they welcome freaks and trolls
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Andrid
Wordy Bastard
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Posted - 03/11/2004 : 20:56:57
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then go to ripley's believe it or not....they welcome freaks and trolls
edit: holy ****...little by little i'm catching up to calipso....watch out slayer!!!
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UnderOath
Wordy Bastard
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Posted - 03/12/2004 : 01:39:54
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So how exactly does that work when you and uhhh...your troll girlfriend decide to make troll love....which limb with an orifice gets the timeout?
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aggie
Tribes Geek
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Posted - 03/12/2004 : 09:45:33
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lets keep it family friendly....
Oh and I just keep laughing at that picture. Krusty, I have dumped it in your ftp folder so anytime you want to kill it you can.
"I was successful because you believed in me"
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UnderOath
Wordy Bastard
838 Posts |
Posted - 03/12/2004 : 10:29:09
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lets keep it family friendly....
vca
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pics of mah computer
