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Krusty
Incredibly Wordy Bastard
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 Posted - 04/18/2004 : 23:28:08
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EDIT! BAH! I need to set up some permissions for the new images. If you see pretty red X's, check back soon. Gotta go make them accessable.
Just got back from celebrating the last days of my friends life. In other words, he's getting married. I figured I'd share a few of the more interesting pics for you all to see.
First off, we have the trip over to Vegas. There's a rather interesting road name that we pass on the way over there:
We also happened upon a rather interesting driver on the road. Don't worry. He didn't notice us taking a picture of us because he was busy reading his book and highlighting the interesting text. His eyes were nowhere near looking at the road for the 45 seconds we tried pacing him.
Then, we arrived in Sin City and made for our penthouse suite at the Mirage. Here's a couple of pics of our view:
First night out, we decided to be your basic crazy guys. Our first stop was the Excalibur. We had to hit the arcades to find the correct attire for walking the strip:
I believe we have now immortalized ourselves in about 30 tourists photo albums. The only thing better than running around Las Vegas screaming and grunting at all the porno peddlers, tourists, and ladies is screaming and grunting at all the porno peddlers, tourists, and ladies while severely intoxicated, which brings us to the next pic.
The purpose for the occasion is to give our rather large framed friend one helluva end-of-his-life bachelor party. The first step here is forcing enough liquor down his throat to make him maximize his enjoyment and not remember it the next morning. Our bartender buddy at Paris helped us out there. We forced 4 rum and cokes down his gullet in a 5 minute period. The bartender was nice enough to make them quite strong --bacardi 151 strong.
As you can tell, it worked wonders:
After losing our voices from too much screaming, we hit the titty bar until about 3am. The next day was a nice relaxing day consisting of a little hot tubbing and some daytime guy mischief:
Look carefully at that last picture. The footbal only missed the ducks by about a hair. Oh well, no peking duck dinner for us.
That evening was spent doing some gambling and locating the cheapest source of alcohol. It turns out that the Casino Royale across the street had $1 beers and margaritas and had 1 cent slots. Since I'm not much of a gambler, the 1 cent slots were perfect for me. I even wound up making 5 bucks. Go me!
Checkout was at noon the next morning and since none of us got to sleep before 4am, we were pretty tired. Some of us did a little more gambling, did a little more strip walking, then got ready to head home. Saw an interesting thing just before leaving as well. I saw the LARGEST energy drink I had ever seen in my life. I swear, this bottle was the size of a friggin train! I wish I had one of these just before final exams last quarter:
The trip home was rather uneventful. On the way to vegas, we played super nintendo games on a laptop with an emulator and cool playstation controllers. On the way down, we watched a few movies on another laptop. Oh, by the way, we're all computer geeks. On a 3 day vegas trip with 5 guys, we had 3 laptop computers and a power inverter to have a mini LAN party on the road. Don't worry. The only use this laptop got while in Vegas was to store pictures to make more room on my digital camera
And there you have it! One trip to vegas with 5 computer geeks and no girlfriends. I think we need to make this a yearly thing now.
Edited by - Krusty on 04/18/2004 23:37:06
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Sir Pimps-a-lot
Super Noobie! ;)
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Posted - 04/19/2004 : 09:11:53
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Sounds like a good time krusty. Coincedently we had TicklemeElmo's bachelor party this last weekend too. Went paintballing for a couple of hours, a couple of hours at a crappy strip joint and finished the evening at a biker bar by my place that serves a late night breakfast and showes bad 70's porn every Sat. night they call Smut & Eggs.
You will Not see any photos of the night because of the number one bachlore party rule: Anyone who brings a camera to a bachlore party can and will be killed and canabalized by his fellow party goers.
P.S. If anyone asks we paintballed and then had milk and cookies while wathing Disney movies.  
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Tbok
Tribes Geek
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Posted - 04/19/2004 : 11:54:54
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I like the Trogdor shirt ;)
Trogdor, the burninator!
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Krusty
Incredibly Wordy Bastard
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Posted - 04/19/2004 : 13:24:22
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Heh, that's just one of the interesting shirts. In the viking costume picture, he's wearing a shirt that says "I fart in your general direction." The next evening, I was wearing a shirt that said "All your base are belong to us."
As for the camera, we all know there's a camera rule there. Why do you think all the pics are soo un-interesting? Not allowed to take pictures of the naughty things. It didn't help much that cameras aren't allowed in the titty bar either.
And for the record, the bar we went to was quite nice. 8 out of 10 of the women were attractive. 5 out of 10 were smoking hot. We stopped by for 10 minutes in the early afternoon on our last day because there was no cover as well. We learned that you NEVER go into a strip club in the afternoon when there is no cover. There were only about 5 women there and I think 4 of them were nasty crack wh****.
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Sir Pimps-a-lot
Super Noobie! ;)
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Posted - 04/19/2004 : 14:33:13
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hehe, Krusty just discovered "daygirls"...eeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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TicklemeElmo
Super Noobie! ;)
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Posted - 04/20/2004 : 12:13:50
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P.S. If anyone asks we paintballed and then had milk and cookies while wathing Disney movies.
Anytime anyone asks me what we did at a bachlor party i tell them "We had milk and cookies and watched Disney movies". This time I said "We had milk and cookies and watched Disney movies, and I shot my friends".
P.S. There were 17 of us that night 
PROZACK It's not just for breakfast anymore!
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Erok Witus
Tribes Geek
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Posted - 04/20/2004 : 13:30:44
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I went to a strip bar in Atlanta over the weekend with a friend. Saw some day girls but luckily stayed late enough for the night girls.
Of course you tell the wife.
Went to strip bars. None of them compare to you.
Luckily thats true.
Eric
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Master of world
Official Forum *****
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Posted - 04/20/2004 : 19:05:18
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is that some sort of tradition to go to a strip club for a bachelors party ???
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Atriedis
Wordy Bastard
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Posted - 04/20/2004 : 19:50:24
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speaking of that bacardi 151... me and my friend got a bottle of that stuff. whew. i figured, you know, we should take about 4 shots or so and wed be gone. i was right, only after 4 shots we kinda thought we needed some more, being completely intoxicated and all. we had 9 shots over a course of 20 minutes. i dont remember the rest of the night, but as my friends describe it, i was passing out and puking everywhere. im never doing that again... i almost died, i was about this close |-| to having alcohol poisoning. that is some strong stuff. and having half a bottle is just plain stupid. ohyeah i only weigh 150 lbs... do the math
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Krusty
Incredibly Wordy Bastard
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Posted - 04/20/2004 : 19:50:54
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Going to a strip club for a bachelor party is just about the same as getting drunk on your 21st birthday or smoking a cigar on your 18th birthday. Everyone says that's what you're supposed to do, but you don't necessarily need to do it.
Wouldn't the ultimate way to celebrate a man seeing only one woman naked for the rest of his life be presenting a dozen naked women for his viewing pleasure in one evening?
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Krusty
Incredibly Wordy Bastard
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Posted - 04/20/2004 : 19:53:36
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heh, a fun thing to do before getting drunk off of the 151: blow fire outta your mouth. Or you can soak a tennis ball in 151, light the sucker up, and throw it at that annoying kid that keeps ding dong ditching you.
wow....haven't used the phrase "ding dong ditching" in a long time. That is the correct term, yes? It just sounds odd being an adult and all now.
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UnderOath
Wordy Bastard
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Posted - 04/21/2004 : 02:19:42
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HAHA oh man...I completely remember you smoking the cigar on your 18th birthday....you turned so green....oh man..memories.
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Krusty
Incredibly Wordy Bastard
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Posted - 04/21/2004 : 02:24:38
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That was during high school graduation. And I finished the whole thing too!
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Noobie! ;)
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Posted - 04/21/2004 : 07:42:39
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The best way to get lit is off 151 you just go down to the 7-11 get a big gulp drink a little add some 151 and drink a little and add some more and do so all night and the buzz will last all night long, don't forget to add soda to. have to mix it straight can blind ya.
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King Rude Dog
Noobie! ;)
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Posted - 04/21/2004 : 11:48:22
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LOL- I see you guys were watching "Office Space" in the van, which is only the third or fourth greatest movie ever made, and is totally based on my regular work day...with the exception of gutting the fish on his desk.
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Krusty
Incredibly Wordy Bastard
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Posted - 04/21/2004 : 13:02:41
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so what are the first and second greatest movies?
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Master of world
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Posted - 04/21/2004 : 17:39:45
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#1-Star War's Movies
#2-Lord of the Rings Trilogy
#2-1/2-Jurrasic Park Trilogy
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Krusty
Incredibly Wordy Bastard
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Posted - 04/21/2004 : 19:22:09
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Hrmph. I can't believe you don't have any movies such as Army of Darkness, Goonies, Monty Pythons Quest for the Holy Grail, or the Princess Bride in there.
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Atriedis
Wordy Bastard
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Posted - 04/21/2004 : 19:30:12
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lol master of your top 3 movie list, only 1 of them i actually like. i dont like jurassic park period, lord of the rings i would have liked if they didnt destroy the books and star wars i liked (the old ones) but none of them would be anywhere near my top 3. oh well to each his own. btw krusty, army of darkness is great. youd probably like a movie titled 'strange brew' if youliked those, although for it to be funny, you need to watch it at like 2 in the morning when youre half asleep.
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Noobie! ;)
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Posted - 04/21/2004 : 21:03:11
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Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas is one of my favorites
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Sir Pimps-a-lot
Super Noobie! ;)
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Posted - 04/22/2004 : 07:40:38
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I got two words for jOO...Blazing Saddles
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Viva Las Vegas! (56k = NO!!)
