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PisnNapalm
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 Posted - 09/06/2002 : 11:52:12
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> A Steelers fan, a Cleveland Browns fan and a Cincinnati
> Bengals fan were all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled
> crate of booze. All of a sudden Saudi police rushed in
> and arrested them. The mere possession of alcohol is a
> severe offense in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime
> of actually being caught consuming the booze, they were
> sentenced to death!
However, after many months and with
> the help of very good lawyers, they were able to
> successfully appeal their sentence down to life
> imprisonment. By a stroke of luck, it was a Saudi
> national holiday the day their trial finished, and the
> extremely benevolent Sheik decided they could be released
> after receiving just 20 lashes each of the whip.
> As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik
> said,"It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has
> asked me to allow each of you one wish before your
> whipping."
The Cleveland fan was first in line (he had
> drunk the least), so he thought about this for a while
> and then said, "Please tie a pillow to my back." This was
> done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the
> whip went through. The Cleveland fan had to be carried
> away bleeding and crying with pain when the punishment
> was done.
The Cincinnati fan was next up (he almost
> finished an entire fifth by himself), and after watching
> the scene, said "All Right! Please fix two pillows on my
> back." But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes
> before the whip went through again, sending the Bengal
> fan out crying like a little girl.
The Steeler fan was
> the last one up (he had finished off the crate), but
> before he could say anything, the Sheik turned to him and
> said, "You support the greatest team in the world, your
> supporters are some of the best and most loyal football
> fans in the world. For this, you may have two wishes!"
> "Thanks, your most Royal Highness," the Steeler fan
> replies. "In recognition of your kindness, my first wish
> is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes." "Not only
> are you an honorable, handsome and powerful man, you are
> also very brave," the Sheik says with an admiring look
> on his face. "If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so
> be it. And your second wish? What is it to be?" the
> Sheik asks. "Tie the Cleveland fan to my back."
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Football season is upon us!!!
