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| Him |
Posted - 01/19/2004 : 18:57:25
Here is a little tour of my apartment.
Let's start with my bed. It is in the living room across from the kitchen. That shotgun you see underneath it is loaded and ready to exact quick vengence on any would-be theifs.
Let's make a slight left, that is the bed in the lower right, and take a look at the living room. You'll see my old bed for about seven months, which I like to refer to as the couch. You'll also see a humidifier, an acoustic guitar, and the bag in which the camera I pilfered is usually stored.
We make another left where we see my desk in which my computer lives as well as the TV and stack of DVDs. If you're wondering what that thing on the right is that is illuminating the room, well that is a floor lamp. It adds a touch of class and the illusion of furniture to the place.
Here is a closer look at my desk. Notice the uneven piles of junk. That is not on purpose; it is the way nature intended it. That would be Yon IMing me asking what I'm doing then saying he has to go two seconds later.
Here is my collection of DVDs placed in vertical piles in a very random order. The last one I watched was the Demons/Demons2 compilation set. It is a most beautiful and artistic film.
Let's take four lateral steps to the left or a full 180 from looking at the bed and observe the entrance to my kitchen. You'll notice my pull-up bar. I put that there because I didn't want the place looking to fancy. My kitchen sports all the latest advancements in kitchenware. These include, but are not limited to: A Microwave w/ carrousel, an electronic icebox of some sort, though I have yet to figure out where to put the ice (strangely it still remains cold after nearly a year), indoor plumbing, and my favorite, which you can't see from this angle, a 25 year old crock pot.
Now we enter the kitchen and look into the fridge. Notice the wide-open space available for the placement of many fruits, vegetables, and meats. Notice how the bottles of water don't even take up the entire bottom and the immense number of condiments designed to bring flavor and life to my gourmet creations.
It looks like a hallway to me. On the right is a bedroom; on the left is the bathroom. There is not much to say about the hallway, but just look at that one millimeter thick carpet which is designed to cushion one's extremities from what feels like a slab of granite and the toilet paper thin carpet alleviates all bumps and bruises.
Let us now look in the bedroom and turn immediately left. There you will see garments fit for a king. To the right you may observe part of an exercise device. Its use is a mystery to me.
We now slightly turn left and you will notice a very neatly stacked pile of cardboard boxes. They are filled with the junk I have yet to use after nearly a year of living here.
To the right is Bob. Whenever I feel like destroying all life, I take it out on him. I refrain from using weapons so that I don't have to carry it out to the trash and then get a knock on my door by the police questioning me about dumping the body.
Here is the finishing touch. That is I with my most destructive possession on my shoulder. In order to get a decent picture of myself, I had to go into the bathroom, which pretty much has a full wall mirror. This camera trick may have flattened me out a bit, but it nearly looks like I do in person. That is 6 feet and 190lbs of Rain Meat Baby! Say hello to my BOOMSTICK!!!
Edited by - Him on 01/19/2004 19:07:35 |
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| Krusty |
Posted - 02/22/2004 : 14:46:50
you probably have to be in the military or law enforcement to be capable of obtaining a fully automatic weapon. I sure as hell know I'd never be able to get one here in CA though.
Stupid Democrats.
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| Sir Pimps-a-lot |
Posted - 02/22/2004 : 13:35:02
According to TicklemeElmo to even have one you are required to have a Class 3 Fedreral FireArms Licence. A Class 1 is what most gundealers have. Expect a very DEEP and THOURGH backround cheak from the ATF. Don't know about shooting one.
The fastest Pimphand in the west.
Edited by - Sir Pimps-a-lot on 02/22/2004 13:36:36 |
| aggie |
Posted - 02/22/2004 : 13:19:22
What is the law on fully automatic weapons?
Buying, Selling, Shooting, etc...
"I was successful because you believed in me"
U.S. Grant to A. Lincoln |
| Master of world |
Posted - 02/22/2004 : 00:00:18
i have a super-soaker 2500 cc weapon its the most deadly weapon in the world
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| Him |
Posted - 02/18/2004 : 23:30:47
Lister asked me where my rifle was made and here is the answer:
Long story short, built in Germany, used prior or during WW2, fixed up and used by the Yugoslavian military.
# 449 - Mauser 98 Preduzece 44
3/25/97
Ed
Maker Model Caliber Barrel Length Finish Serial Number
Mauser K98 8MM Mauser 23" Blue K87XX
A crest on top of the receiver: a flame, a star, a banner with dates. PREDUZECE 44 on the side on the receiver.
I recently purchased a Mauser K98 in very good condition at a gun show. When I disassembled it to clean and check the gun I found it was encased with brown grease. What do I have? Can you tell me some of the history of this gun?
Answer:
Ed- I am pretty sure your Mauser was originally built for the German military prior to or during WW2, and later overhauled, refinished and remarked by the Yugoslavians. They were probably secondary issue arms after the Mosin Nagants and AK-47s which were more or less standard among all Communist bloc countries. Lately you have probably seen a few in the hands of the various ex-Yugoslavians who have renewed their centuries of attempts to annihilate each other in Bosnia, Serbia, coratia, etc. Somehow I fail to understand why some US troops living in between these guys for a few months or years will cause them to suddenly decide to get along with each other. Anyway, there have been a lot of these rifles on the surplus market in recent years... John
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| Slayer_Allen |
Posted - 01/25/2004 : 16:37:45
Actually, I think I was thinking about the American Pie lyrics, which go "A long long time ago". Bloops.
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| Krusty |
Posted - 01/25/2004 : 13:31:09
google tells me that string of words is unbelievably popular.
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| TicklemeElmo |
Posted - 01/25/2004 : 13:30:47
quote:
Where do you live TickleMeElmo? I don't even think anything like that is legal out here in CA. The gun is probably illegal and the clip is definately illegal.
I live not all that far from mouse about 45min
The gun is kinda old, its a 45cal. and the barrel is long enough to be considered a rifle, and its semi-auto, not full auto. the clips i have, which are a bunch, are 30rd clips about as old as the gun and still legal when manufactured. So they're still legal to own.
PROZACK It's not just for breakfast anymore! |
| Slayer_Allen |
Posted - 01/25/2004 : 11:25:51
It made sense last night when I typed it. Are you sure your version is right?
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| Krusty |
Posted - 01/25/2004 : 02:35:40
1...2....3.....4.....5...6.....7.......8....9....10....11
a long time ago in a galaxy far far away star
your math is messed up.
but either way, just because something is old doesnt mean it looks old. For example, look at the lamborghini countache.
Edited by - Krusty on 01/25/2004 02:39:05 |
| Slayer_Allen |
Posted - 01/25/2004 : 02:19:27
That is because of the next six words.
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| Krusty |
Posted - 01/25/2004 : 02:09:52
quote:
And tell me, what are the first 5 words in the first Star Wars movie?
But you've never seen paintings of our ancient ancestors wielding light sabres, have you?
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| Slayer_Allen |
Posted - 01/25/2004 : 01:52:34
quote:
To me, it looks more like something Han Solo would be carrying around.
And tell me, what are the first 5 words in the first Star Wars movie?
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Edited by - Slayer_Allen on 01/25/2004 01:52:47 |
| Him |
Posted - 01/25/2004 : 01:26:40
It looks like a modified Ruger.
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| Krusty |
Posted - 01/24/2004 : 23:59:48
but an uzi doesnt use .22LR rounds. From my quick internet search, it looks like it comes in 9mm and .45.
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| Andrid |
Posted - 01/24/2004 : 22:41:39
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ummmm....NO.
Here's what I would like to get (in a fully automatic version, of course)
A .22 cal handgun that holds 100 rounds. All that it needs is a way to make it fully automatic and you can watch the intruder turn into swiss cheese. Just point, click, and wave your arm wildly about.
sorta reminds me of an uzi...
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absu-****ing-lutly |
| Krusty |
Posted - 01/24/2004 : 22:27:11
To me, it looks more like something Han Solo would be carrying around.
EDIT: the disappointing thing about that thread is that the last post (by MoW) made absolutely no sense to me and I didn't get a chance to figger out wtf he was referencing.
Edited by - Krusty on 01/24/2004 22:28:41 |
| Slayer_Allen |
Posted - 01/24/2004 : 22:04:54
Guns are cool, but Lister locked that other topic as I was in the process of replying. (It was just kind of weird to type all that up and hit reply to have it locked)
Sorry, back on topic. That gun looks ancient Krusty...
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Edited by - Slayer_Allen on 01/24/2004 22:05:44 |
| Krusty |
Posted - 01/24/2004 : 21:07:06
ummmm....NO.
Here's what I would like to get (in a fully automatic version, of course)
http://mem.tcon.net/users/5010/5491/m-110.htm
A .22 cal handgun that holds 100 rounds. All that it needs is a way to make it fully automatic and you can watch the intruder turn into swiss cheese. Just point, click, and wave your arm wildly about.
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| UnderOath |
Posted - 01/24/2004 : 21:01:20
Hey Krusty,
isnt that your airsoft gun.....and wait isnt that your girlfriend...
/me is confused as to why you would solicite your girlfriend on here....
Edited by - UnderOath on 01/24/2004 21:01:59 |
