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Him
Super Noobie! ;)
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 Posted - 01/19/2004 : 18:57:25
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Here is a little tour of my apartment.
Let's start with my bed. It is in the living room across from the kitchen. That shotgun you see underneath it is loaded and ready to exact quick vengence on any would-be theifs.
Let's make a slight left, that is the bed in the lower right, and take a look at the living room. You'll see my old bed for about seven months, which I like to refer to as the couch. You'll also see a humidifier, an acoustic guitar, and the bag in which the camera I pilfered is usually stored.
We make another left where we see my desk in which my computer lives as well as the TV and stack of DVDs. If you're wondering what that thing on the right is that is illuminating the room, well that is a floor lamp. It adds a touch of class and the illusion of furniture to the place.
Here is a closer look at my desk. Notice the uneven piles of junk. That is not on purpose; it is the way nature intended it. That would be Yon IMing me asking what I'm doing then saying he has to go two seconds later.
Here is my collection of DVDs placed in vertical piles in a very random order. The last one I watched was the Demons/Demons2 compilation set. It is a most beautiful and artistic film.
Let's take four lateral steps to the left or a full 180 from looking at the bed and observe the entrance to my kitchen. You'll notice my pull-up bar. I put that there because I didn't want the place looking to fancy. My kitchen sports all the latest advancements in kitchenware. These include, but are not limited to: A Microwave w/ carrousel, an electronic icebox of some sort, though I have yet to figure out where to put the ice (strangely it still remains cold after nearly a year), indoor plumbing, and my favorite, which you can't see from this angle, a 25 year old crock pot.
Now we enter the kitchen and look into the fridge. Notice the wide-open space available for the placement of many fruits, vegetables, and meats. Notice how the bottles of water don't even take up the entire bottom and the immense number of condiments designed to bring flavor and life to my gourmet creations.
It looks like a hallway to me. On the right is a bedroom; on the left is the bathroom. There is not much to say about the hallway, but just look at that one millimeter thick carpet which is designed to cushion one's extremities from what feels like a slab of granite and the toilet paper thin carpet alleviates all bumps and bruises.
Let us now look in the bedroom and turn immediately left. There you will see garments fit for a king. To the right you may observe part of an exercise device. Its use is a mystery to me.
We now slightly turn left and you will notice a very neatly stacked pile of cardboard boxes. They are filled with the junk I have yet to use after nearly a year of living here.
To the right is Bob. Whenever I feel like destroying all life, I take it out on him. I refrain from using weapons so that I don't have to carry it out to the trash and then get a knock on my door by the police questioning me about dumping the body.
Here is the finishing touch. That is I with my most destructive possession on my shoulder. In order to get a decent picture of myself, I had to go into the bathroom, which pretty much has a full wall mirror. This camera trick may have flattened me out a bit, but it nearly looks like I do in person. That is 6 feet and 190lbs of Rain Meat Baby! Say hello to my BOOMSTICK!!!
Edited by - Him on 01/19/2004 19:07:35 |
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Krusty
Incredibly Wordy Bastard
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Posted - 01/19/2004 : 19:42:01
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I hope your place doesn't get broken into while you're away from home or in the crapper. You'd be out 1 shotgun and possibly 1 life.
Secure that thing or at least put it out of visibility.
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Him
Super Noobie! ;)
171 Posts |
Posted - 01/19/2004 : 19:43:46
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The covers are usually down so you can't see under the bed.
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PisnNapalm
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Posted - 01/19/2004 : 19:46:26
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/me is thankful he lives in a different state.
I like the rabbit ears on the TV. :)
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Krusty
Incredibly Wordy Bastard
1158 Posts |
Posted - 01/19/2004 : 19:52:30
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So where do all your many ladies sleep when they're over?
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Him
Super Noobie! ;)
171 Posts |
Posted - 01/19/2004 : 19:53:26
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Okay, perhaps I should put the gunlock I have on it when I'm gone in case such a thing arrises. I do have all that ammo and a rifle, so I'd need two gunlocks. Hmmmm...
Thanks Pisn, I pick up Fox pretty well, but no other stations. I = win.
Ladies? I wish. I got more play when I lived with my parents.
Edited by - Him on 01/19/2004 19:54:31 |
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ListerD
Administrator
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Posted - 01/19/2004 : 20:16:23
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That is 6 feet and 190lbs of Rain Meat Baby!
Yeah Rain Man maybe...
Sorry Matt I coudn't resist it...
Debra wants dibbs on the desk...
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Him
Super Noobie! ;)
171 Posts |
Posted - 01/19/2004 : 20:29:24
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I did that whole thing up for another forum. My current Tribes name is Rain.
The desk is sweet, I must admit. My lamp is awesome too, but she didn't mention it? Damn heeeeeerrrrrrr.
Edited by - Him on 01/19/2004 20:30:16 |
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na85
Incredibly Wordy Bastard
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Posted - 01/19/2004 : 20:42:06
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You are a scary man.
There are many more useful... (ack!) uses for your (I presume new) digital camera than taking frightening pictures of yourself.
Nice narrative, tho. Made me laugh.  
They call me Sodium
Edited by - na85 on 01/19/2004 20:42:40 |
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ListerD
Administrator
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Posted - 01/19/2004 : 20:45:14
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LOL! So the joke fell flat on it's feet.. Oh well. 
Yeah but she's got enough fluffy lamps. She loves victorian stuff... It don't match my furniture for sure...
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Slayer_Allen
Incredibly Wordy Bastard
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Posted - 01/19/2004 : 21:37:05
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I want to live in (place) like that. I could show you my entire living area with only one shot :(
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UnderOath
Wordy Bastard
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Posted - 01/20/2004 : 01:48:36
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you look kinda creepy in a....uhhh....creepy way....nice shotgun though...
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Krusty
Incredibly Wordy Bastard
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Posted - 01/20/2004 : 12:35:14
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I was just scanning the thread titles to see if there was anything new and for a moment, I thought this title said Mc Rib. Mmmmmm....processed pork product.
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Atriedis
Wordy Bastard
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Posted - 01/20/2004 : 15:03:11
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this just reminded me of people being nice to people holding guns. the other day my friends had a glock pulled on them, they were picking up this girl at her house, and her crazy neighbors thought they were robbing it. so they chased down my friends in their car and pulled out a glock and were askign questions and all. when they found out what was going on, they apologized, and one of my friends (hes not too bright) starting yelling and saying all sorts of things like, man you are so stupid, you dont just pull a gun on someone. my other friend was trying to get him to shutup. when i heard the story i couldnt help but laugh. that one friend of mine is gonna get himself shot one day...
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na85
Incredibly Wordy Bastard
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Posted - 01/20/2004 : 15:35:02
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See, in Canada we have gun control laws to prevent crazy mother-freakin' psychos from pulling a glock on some 17 (age?) year old kids.
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Krusty
Incredibly Wordy Bastard
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Posted - 01/20/2004 : 16:29:46
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We have that in the US as well. It just doesn't always stop crazies from doing it.
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Atriedis
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Posted - 01/20/2004 : 16:36:44
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nah he was 19... still pretty young though. the other friend there was 17 though
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SLipNoT
Noobie! ;)
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Posted - 01/20/2004 : 17:29:11
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What's with the blowup doll there tuff guy?
Is that for punching or playing?
P.S I like grandma's couch!!
   
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Him
Super Noobie! ;)
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Posted - 01/20/2004 : 17:34:43
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What's with the blowup doll there tuff guy?
Is that for punching or playing?
P.S I like grandma's couch!!
Punching.
You're close, that used to be my mom's couch.
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Master of world
Official Forum *****
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Posted - 01/20/2004 : 18:40:42
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nice apartment where do you live ??? just curious wanna make sure i am a couple of thousand miles away
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InsanePsychopath
Noobie! ;)
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Posted - 01/20/2004 : 18:50:33
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See, in Canada we have gun control laws to prevent crazy mother-freakin' psychos from pulling a glock on some 17 (age?) year old kids.
They call me Sodium
unfortuneatly crazy mother-freakin' psychos dont obey laws
i've seen glocks pulled on kids before (i was not on either end of the gun)
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