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PisnNapalm
Posted - 09/06/2002 : 11:52:12 > A Steelers fan, a Cleveland Browns fan and a Cincinnati > Bengals fan were all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled > crate of booze. All of a sudden Saudi police rushed in > and arrested them. The mere possession of alcohol is a > severe offense in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime > of actually being caught consuming the booze, they were > sentenced to death!
However, after many months and with > the help of very good lawyers, they were able to > successfully appeal their sentence down to life > imprisonment. By a stroke of luck, it was a Saudi > national holiday the day their trial finished, and the > extremely benevolent Sheik decided they could be released > after receiving just 20 lashes each of the whip.
> As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik > said,"It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has > asked me to allow each of you one wish before your > whipping."
The Cleveland fan was first in line (he had > drunk the least), so he thought about this for a while > and then said, "Please tie a pillow to my back." This was > done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the > whip went through. The Cleveland fan had to be carried > away bleeding and crying with pain when the punishment > was done.
The Cincinnati fan was next up (he almost > finished an entire fifth by himself), and after watching > the scene, said "All Right! Please fix two pillows on my > back." But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes > before the whip went through again, sending the Bengal > fan out crying like a little girl.
The Steeler fan was > the last one up (he had finished off the crate), but > before he could say anything, the Sheik turned to him and > said, "You support the greatest team in the world, your > supporters are some of the best and most loyal football > fans in the world. For this, you may have two wishes!"
> "Thanks, your most Royal Highness," the Steeler fan > replies. "In recognition of your kindness, my first wish > is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes." "Not only > are you an honorable, handsome and powerful man, you are > also very brave," the Sheik says with an admiring look > on his face. "If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so > be it. And your second wish? What is it to be?" the > Sheik asks. "Tie the Cleveland fan to my back."
